Just for a laugh

Hi Kids! Just one more week of classes!! ( Thank God!).

Well, I know you'll miss school, right?

Here are two riddles for you:

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
"Do you lava me as much as I lava you?"

There is a blue house, a red house, a green house, a yellow house and a white house. A blue man lives in the blue house, a red man lives in the red house, a green man lives in the green house, a yellow man lives in the yellow house. Who lives in the white house?
The President.